mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

#TFW you’re not even attractive and you’re still the best looking person on the plane

#TFW you’re not even attractive and you’re still the best looking person on the plane

god is everywhere

god is everywhere

zodiac horoscopes!!! :^)

zombiesandlove6:

terezidactyl:

aries: fedora loving trash
taurus: dead
gemini: half dead
cancer: loud
leo: dead
virgo: gay
libra: obnoxious
scorpio: evil
sagittarius: dead
capricorn: high as hell
aquarius: dead
pisces: dead

Is no one going to comment on the fact that 1/2 of these say dead?

heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

moewave:

Five Nights At Freddies played by the most fearless man

jessarts:

There will be no S-ranking going on in my camp, Young Lady.

jessarts:

There will be no S-ranking going on in my camp, Young Lady.

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

What is tumblr?

facts-i-just-made-up:

tumblr is what happens when 197.3 million people of all ages, genders and races work together to post and repost the same fifteen images over and over again all day across all time zones. Those images are:

  1. A screencap of an older tumblr post.
  2. A cute kitten.
  3. A large dog.
  4. The bathroom selfie of Claire C. Larkhurst of Paloma, Wisconsin.
  5. Steve Buscemi.
  6. The gif of that dog throwing up as it tries to hump another dog.
  7. Some pretty mushrooms.
  8. An old building.
  9. A misattributed political statement.
  10. A fact I just made up.
  11. A drawing of an “OTP.”
  12. Mountains.
  13. Jennifer Lawrence.
  14. Another cute kitten.
  15. Porn.

tumblr’s speed leads to the illusion that other images have been posted, but this is merely an effect of constant visual bombardment upon the brain of the common tumblrite. There are no other images on the site, all the other celebrities, gore, social justice and so on are merely projections of the user. So if you see something you hate on tumblr, you in fact merely hate your own subconscious and its hallucinatory manifestations. Oh, and-

    16. That “broom broom” video. That’s real.

today I have a large family reunion so it’s like… goodbye any chance to write. tho I did do two chaps yesterday

god I am so close to ending it but like??? it’s only 95k right now. Termi is 120k. This is riiculous and I won’t stand for it

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

goatcorporation:

for my ALS ice bucket challenge, i nominate… the archpriests of the illuminati! show yourselves, cowards, if you dare!